Pet Peeves?

There is no perfection in a human soul. This is gonna be a few turn-offs. Yeah.


1-No respect for me. I mean, what did I do so horribly wrong to make you hate me? I'm a nice guy....let's leave it like that. If you have no respect for me, how can we even speak? SMH


2-Backtalk-which really means you're fake and insecure about the way you handle your own business. Don't talk about me.....honestly, there's not much to say about me. Your "truth" doesn't scare me, ESPECIALLY if it's a lie. I'm not one to be gossiped about. Thanks.


3-Clinginess to me! Ughhhh keep your hands to yourself! DON'T grab onto me...FUCK! lowkey...I HATE THAT.....I have NO CLUE where your hands have been! Keep 'em off me. Thanks.


In the store of my employment 4-throwing things on the counter. It's NOT my fault if your shit gets damaged.....SMH...u know what tho? Don't throw shit at me. Thanks. 


5-You're on the phone....and I'm trying to scan your items.....NO!!!! (lol)


6-You leave a cart/basket in the wrong place and I politely tell you the right place to put it. Don't backtalk BIOTCH. Put it in the right spot. Move on with your day. Thanks.


7-Don't get mad when I ask for that credit card trick!! lol (now I'm having fun with these, can't u tell?) No signature, I'ma need to see some identification. Ha. So get it out. Better yet, have it ready. 


8-Don't ask stupid questions or try to have a full-blown conversation with me, asking me my age and shit. 1) I'm old enough to work here... 2) I really don't care for your pets 3) Yeah I'll double bag your heavy bags for you......yeah.


Of course there are more, but that's all I care to share at the moment lol. I'm trying not to let them affect me as much, but people test me constantly.......whatever. At the end of the day, I keep my job. Yay.